Crazy Bahlul

My name is Bahlul, one of the last craziest person alive, people said, not mine. I am thirty and sweet. I also have the loveliest eyes in the world, said my wife. She always said so when I gave her my monthly salary. She always said that I have the most beautiful body amongst her villagers friends. Not that I felt offended, but you know that her most villagers friends are elders or living on their sickbed. So, I never felt such a flutterly when she said everything she said to me.